When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.
I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.
by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022
Get the Skid rowmug. 
by Phillopian69 February 6, 2018
Get the Skid Rowingmug. The last row in a suv characteristics of these seats are that they are small as fuck and you get no legroom either sometimes the 3rd row has a bitch seat (middle seat) so you end up with 2 bitch seats at least the 3rd row has cup holders and air con and power for your electronics (if you're lucky) no one calls 3rd row unless theres only bitch seats left
by the lyfe is rad April 24, 2021
Get the 3rd rowmug. A behavior involving
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female
or
c. 1 male and 1 female.
This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
Get the Rowing the Motorboatmug. The sport that everyone considers easy, boring and well not a sport. Here’s the thing football players may say their sports hard swimmers may say there’s is painful. They have obviously never seen a rower before. Or tried rowing. Rowing is the sport that makes you consider cliff diving or bungee jumping. There are no off days in rowing and if there are or it seems like there are you’re in the wrong place. When you get home from practice there is no lemme go on a quick run and do a quick abb workout. There’s owwww ummm smash onto the bed and fast asleep oh wait you can’t sleep because you ache so much wait you fell asleep you wake up u r skipping school because you can’t walk. The next person I hear say rowing isn’t a sport well why don’t you try it then.
“Rowing is easy”
by Umm… well November 23, 2021
Get the Rowingmug. Usually as a joke for friends who are calling for each other.But sometimes maybe out of fright from killing small insects. A older use is to call for the one and only Emery Row.
Emery row! Where are you!?!?!
Emery row! I got him!
I am Emery Row, and batman but thats not what i'm talking about.
Emery row! I got him!
I am Emery Row, and batman but thats not what i'm talking about.
by bonds,james bonds. July 7, 2010
Get the Emery rowmug.