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proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
by Lance Williams April 28, 2008
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Infestafucked

After done using the porta-potty one would describe the leftover contents as infestafucked
by bigchiefsixtynine July 31, 2009
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Incestuous Armati

When a younger sibling has relations with her more senior sibling. Strictly related to Girls.
Did you see that "Incestuous Armati"?

Yeah she totally face raped her sister!
by Sue da nim September 20, 2010
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incesticles

when you smash your testicles into your little sisters face while tryin tto fuk her
my little sister ate my food so i gave her my incesticles
by incest man September 12, 2017
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incest

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.
I saw an incest plowing his sisters.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
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booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.
Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands
by Wizardoleonardo December 9, 2008
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Thicc Insect

"Why is Taylor Swift twerking again?"
- "Because she's a Thicc Insect."
by wabbas June 2, 2017
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