The middle of the week, can be found on any given Wednesday or any other day in which I choose to hump you and or your mouth.
Jay "Ay michelle .. you know what day it is?
Michelle"No, what day is it?"
Jay " its hump day, so come here and get humped today."
Michelle. " well I suppose its alright since it is hump day and all."
Michelle"No, what day is it?"
Jay " its hump day, so come here and get humped today."
Michelle. " well I suppose its alright since it is hump day and all."
by cherrycity October 30, 2013
The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.
Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.
by I wanna be fine December 06, 2010
Also know as dry sex. It's the act of having intercourse with ones clothing on. I.E. Underwear. Some teenages seem to think it's safer, but let me tell you they never invented a 100% condom for a reason.
by SunsetRose June 25, 2004
by 930 January 08, 2008
When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.
Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"
by Meester Fuzzums May 01, 2008
when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.
by bill amazing packston November 14, 2010
by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009