Horn of Odin

A dong is attached to the exterior top of a helmet and worn by one person who moves around a darkened room filled with nude lubricated men in an attempt to find orifices to insert said dong.

Brad and Jonathan couldn't decide who would be the first horn of Odin recipient that evening.

by Saniflush June 4, 2009

Fog Horn

When giving it to some chick (or man, if you swing that way) in the ass, and the recipient of the cock farts while the cock is still penetrating the anal cavity.

"Dude! She wanted it anal last night and I gave it to her, but right before I blew my load, she gave me a fog horn."

by wetback bro March 25, 2010

French Horn

When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.

"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

French Horn

The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.

French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.

by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

lee horn

a drug addict, pedophile. who loves taking young girls into his house to try and have sex with them when they’re 14 and he’s 40.

lee horn is a pedophile

by brendonolysin October 28, 2019

horn-scraper

An unattractive woman.

"I was kinda disappointed with the turn-out at that party. All I saw were horn-scrapers."

by Kevin Thomas R. September 11, 2006