Homerk

Homework but you don’t want to do it so you’re texting or distracting yourself.
Shortened version of the thing that must not be named

Comrade 1: I’m doing homerk
Comrade 2: No, you’re texting

Comrade 1: How’s your day going

Comrade 2: Its literally 11:20

by Eyemem March 25, 2022

homoerotic friendship

A friendship between to people of the same aligned gender in which both parties have romantic feelings for the other person, but refuse to admit it either out of fear for the future of the friendship, complications with with accepting their sexuality, or both. The friendship then becomes very intense and from an outside perspective the way they truly feel may seem more apparent. Due to the intense nature of the relationship, it can turn very toxic and end up being the thing that tears them apart as these feelings end up being repressed. Additionally, it is no uncommon for these feelings to never be expressed until it is considered "too late".

The relationship I had with my best friend in high school was so intense, I'm beginning to wonder if it was a homoerotic friendship.

by yeetyboi230 September 24, 2023

benny hopper

A pseudo-debutante who goes to a lot of benefit parties on free tickets, because she livens up the crowds of rich old people there.

"Did you see your trust fund manager hitting on that benny hopper at the charity ball?"

by af042 October 31, 2009

King hopper

A king hopper is a female, who loves Latin Kings. One who loves Latin Kings so much she is down to sleep with the whole team, and who often does sleep with the whole team. A female who has has sex or even full relationships with more than one King is also in fact a King Hopper. King Hoppers come in all ages, shapes, and sizes. A female who allows Latin Kings to trizz is a prime example of a king hopper.

When you've had sex with more then one Latin King, chances are you are a King Hopper.

by YouKnowwwwThis April 8, 2011

Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012