Hetero Keyboard spam

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

Heteretrosexual

Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.

G.W. Bush : "I don't need a man date 'cause I'm heteretrosexual."

by steve marvin June 19, 2006

heatherino

the low hanging bosoms of a woman that often neglects or refuses to wear a bra.

random bystander: "woooo, dang! get a load a' those heatherinos!"

other random bystander: "i think that left ones draggin a little".

by poc-a-hot-ass. March 31, 2010

heather

a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.

There are many Heathers in Ohio who just need a Mookie Blaylock to love them.

by klovecincy January 13, 2016

heather

She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.

Alex : Man Heather, is just so amazing.
Heather: K cuntdick 😆.

by Ieatducks July 31, 2016

Heather

The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!

Thank you Heather for letting Bootsy love you!

by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019

Ok hetero

Basically a twist on ok boomer, but used when a straight person says some stupid, heterosexist shit.

Karen: We let you have gay marriage, that should be enough.
Me: Ok hetero

by Gen-X Queer November 30, 2019