hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.

"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"

by sharty123 February 6, 2012

Hammergraph

An autograph from M.C Hammer

Bill: I need to get someones autograph
Tony: You can get M.C Hammers autograph
Bill: Nice then i will have my very own Hammergraph

by DJ Abbott June 27, 2012

Hamburglered

When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.

*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."

by Gotterdammerung December 24, 2013

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

hamburger buns

When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

by 103939393 November 11, 2015

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter March 18, 2016