hoser

A Canadian term that refers to pre-Zamboni days when, after a game of ice hockey, the losing team had to hose down the ice. Thus, a 'hoser' is a 'loser'.

"You didn't shake hands with the winning team after the game? You're such a hoser."

by ScooterAshley February 4, 2008

hostead

slightly better than a runciman

man, you is a hostead

by 888583492924slls November 26, 2007

Pink Hostage

Pink Hostage is when you give oral sex to a woman and continue when she begs you to stop.

Elizabeth secretely loves it when i pink hostage her

by Professa Debautchery June 16, 2009

firemans hose

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

by Antreox May 17, 2011

Ross Hose

Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth

fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat

by fuckross May 24, 2016

The host

One of Markipliers best Egos.

The host doesn't get enough love...

by BesaniChan<3 Ralph August 14, 2018

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003