guido party! is a band consisting of two young men originating from Hiroshima, Italy. The band is now located somewhere in the New Jersey area. The band expresses a passionate disliking for "guidos", and "poser guidos" due two they're deadly use of of "Man-Tan" gel, rediculous hair and ammount of gel used, and overall obnoxious and annoying personallities , although portraying themselves non- "guuid-Like" italians. Some Hits include "Albino Fuck from Park", "Future Bus 911", "Kiss From un Guid", "Fabio 666", and "Hawt Hawt Bayeey". Major influences for the band are Seal, Fabio Lanzoni, and George Clooney's glorious chin. Check Them out on Myspace music.
"Guid is just un werd we should naut need"
Some gayfuck guid: "wow guido party! sucks, now i'm gonna go jack off with my hair gel."
Some gayfuck guid: "wow guido party! sucks, now i'm gonna go jack off with my hair gel."
by FabioNude December 30, 2008
Get the guido party! mug.A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.
word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.
word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.
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by bigtones January 13, 2005
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CJ says your a gildo
by Sheeshai November 20, 2003
Get the gildo mug.The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
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