cut the grass

To trim or shave the pubic hair

I told that nigga he betta cut the grass if he expec' ME to suck on hiz thing, cause otherwise I can't see it

You mama aint cut the grass in so long she can braid her pussy hairs

by dru hill August 12, 2006

Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.

When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

grass boarding

"grass boarding" to take a snowboard and/or a sled and tie it to the back of a quad or dirtbike and be pulled on grass.

person1-damnit whens it going to snow
person2-well how about we just go grass boarding

by theblauth December 10, 2008

GrassFart

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home

Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!

by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010

Glassisism

The feeling you are superior to everyone else, because you have Google Glass.

His glassisism shows how we shouldn't behave but often do.

by noglassfornow November 27, 2013