guido

Danny of the College of William and Mary

Man Danny is such a guido

by bigman92 May 8, 2005

The guiding tube

A long tube fit over the penis to guide it into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.

by Buhdi February 24, 2011

Guadagnolo

A dirty act, mostly attributed to Italians. It involves placing uncooked pasta into your orifice of choice (often the anus or vagina), letting the pasta soak up juices and 'cook', and then eating said pasta in a sauce of vaginal (or anal) juices.

Hey there, have you ever tried Guadagnolo pasta? It's my Grandma's specialty!

by Blahbleecakes January 25, 2011

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Guido Rican

1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)

2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido

3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!

Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!

Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!

Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!

by Zketch87 June 3, 2010

guadalupe

just about every other mexican person

Guadalupe tripped on her chanclas while stealing tortillas.

by nick_jo July 18, 2008

parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

by Maithrui October 6, 2004