When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!
by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021
Get the Golden Fartmug. Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
by Felanna December 30, 2013
Get the golden pregnancymug. The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
by Brucetickles November 27, 2012
Get the Golden Woodpilemug. by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018
Get the Golden sumbreromug. by Ella Olsen August 10, 2016
Get the golden tipmug. When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
Get the Golden Conemug. A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
by ravenboi June 8, 2016
Get the golden canadianmug.