Dirty Fondlay

When you start masturbating while on the toilet, and take a shit half way through, then dip your balls in it and drag it across the bathroom floor and finish off whilst appreciating the art you have created.

And his father exclaimed, “I need a mop, he’s done another dirty fondlay in the bathroom“

by victorcrumb01 April 18, 2020

Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly

Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling

by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020

pussy fondue

when you spread the cum all over her pussy and then eat that shit up like fondue

John: How was yo girl last night?

Max: Let's just say I had some pussy fondue

John: Damn! You really out here!

by cheddar man May 27, 2020

Foreskin Fondue

The wonderfully aromatic and somewhat strong brand of penis cheese that is cultivated under a man's foreskin.

"She was certainly not a fan of my foreskin fondue"

by Hackman696 September 8, 2020

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021

Australian fondue

Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.

"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"

by lyoghs March 13, 2021