banana feet

When you put your shoes on backwards you have banana feet!

"Left foot, right shoe... banana feet!"

by Boldat April 21, 2019

Fetus Feet

To have very small feet.

Elena has got the smallest feet ever.
Ya she's got fetus feet

by CD3123 March 28, 2015

hooker feet

Nasty, black, hard, feet like a hooker walking the street for some cash all night long

"Damn, Heather you've got some nasty ass hooker feet !"

by HeatherBurros__ May 10, 2017

arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004

frodo feet

to have a foot or feet that has poo poo smell and looks like frodo off of lord of the rings

i woke up and my wife said to take a damm shower to clean my frodo feet

by stuntmanandy December 26, 2010

jesus feet

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Mall feet

The term for a condition with various symptoms caused by standing on the National Mall for twelve hours or more waiting for the Obama inauguration; caused by fatigue and exposure to temperatures below freezing.

Man, I can't believe it's only 8:30; I've already got a serious case of Mall feet going on and there's no space to sit.

by drwatson221b January 20, 2009