Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019

Fartedo

A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.

I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.

by Dok December 29, 2019

farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

Facted

A word meaning that an article, or piece of information, has been verified by finding at least two different corroborating sources.

Please read this article; it’s been facted.

by WantaBronco July 15, 2020

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020