familial dementia

The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).

Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.

by ChezCinque August 21, 2011

Osprey Family

Defined: A noble catholic roblox family with big cocks who dominate women and femboys.

Osprey Family:

Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111

by ohrenschmalz December 8, 2022

chic family

The biggest losers possible. Welfare cheats, law suit kings, and drug dealers.

Whose the trashiest people ever? The chic family is pure trash scum. The mom is the worst.

by Freddie K. December 12, 2015

Family Bath

When your whole family takes a bath together

Wanna come over for tonight’s family bath

by FamilyBathMan April 2, 2019

keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever

hey are you apart of the keyper family?

by keyper_forever September 1, 2017

Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after Kyle 'Cap' Barr, boss of the family, who founded the family in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution,2 fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss Kyle 'Cap' Barr and capo Justin 'Fatty J' Swiger, both play Playstation, to find new members.

Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)

by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022

Family Barbeque

An orgy that involves the use of certain foods, like corn on the cob, hot dogs, and/or sausages

Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!

by Pienipples October 23, 2011