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Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.
The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.
by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
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Trinity Railway Express

TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE
man Trinity railway express was ruined by that foamer
by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.
I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.
by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018
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red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.
"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".
by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016
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whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.
“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express
by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024
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copenhagen express

When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
by ThatOneGuy201552 October 27, 2017
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