everlong 

A real long time, often used to describe a lenghty waiting period.

I've waited here for you everlong.

everlong by 7th Floor Whitney Hall September 13, 2008

I'm not even mad 

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

I'm not even mad by james oberg May 24, 2008

Evil Lincoln

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"

Evil Lincoln by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.

Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

mac evangelist by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006

everglow

A six member kpop girl group from yuehua entertainment. The members includes - yiren,sihyun,aisha,mia,e:u and onda

Haera: have you seen everglow's debut it's amazing

everglow by raviyeoli March 18, 2019

I don't even.. 

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

I don't even.. by sir3n April 3, 2011

Evie 

A gorgeous kind hearted girl with a great sense of humour. One of the best kissers in the world and warm hugs. Thinks about others instead of themselves.

Hiya Evie

Evie by steve jo April 30, 2015