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Little Man's Disease

It is a condition where a small or short man will be generally more agressive towards tall or larger men.

The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
'That geezer over there must have little man's disease. Look at him trying to start a fight with them to massive guys'.
by Oliver Vantini September 29, 2008
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Mad hoe disease

A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react
Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something
by Duh_hydrated October 9, 2014
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disease

an annoying person; someone who wont leave you alone; a "stalker-like" friend.
She was a total disease... she even followed me into the bathroom!
by wise_one__aka_sara May 14, 2005
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Little Man’s Disease

Little Man’s Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough talk.
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5’ 6” tall. The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette. The poor bastards usually drive jacked up pick-up trucks lacking mufflers. Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
You must have Little Man’s Disease.
He is such a worthless asshole he must have Little Man's Disease.
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
Some of my best friends have Little Man’s Disease.
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
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when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
by a babies goad May 4, 2017
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Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.
by doseEdose May 21, 2010
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Volstad Disease

A disease where the person infected is a sad sloppy bitch that cuts themselves every night
by kyratime October 7, 2019
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