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Dildo Face

Dildo Face derives from the Latin word Dildo and the Greek word face. It is used to describe someone who has a dildo on thier face but it can be used to annoy people
Jeez Luke is such a Dildo Face!

Shutup Dildo Face!
by Jaycum November 15, 2009
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20 feet dildo

A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
by Xyience January 6, 2008
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Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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eskimo dildo

Also see alaskan pipeline

v.

The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.
Jimmy drilled me with an Eskimo Dildo last night in his wigwam, it was wonderful!
by Judge Smails April 27, 2006
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dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.
CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012
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dildo scrubber

all of the fucking douchebags on kazaa who share shitty ass bogus music files and waste my fucking time when i download one listen to it and find that it sucks shit. called so because they must be too busy scrubbing the dildos they previously had up their asses to provide us with music files worth downloading.
i tried to download some shit by cold, but it was all dildo scrubber crap.
by assbandit200 July 28, 2003
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dildocchio

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.
Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!
by sphincterella October 15, 2007
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