Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

Dink

A bald man with high testosterone who likes muscle cars, MMA, sleeveless shirts, chicken, and hot babes.

BATTLE OF THE DINKS! VIN DIESEL VS THE ROCK, WHO YALL GOT?

by Rough&Ruthless July 28, 2022

Dink

Noun: Someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

“My cousin married his sister- their kids are total dinks

by Dinkwizrd June 25, 2025

Dink

To throw something at someone without them knowing

Guy 1: hey it’s Crawford
Guy 2: go dink him with the hacky sack
Guy 1: *dinks Crawford

by Benis_man November 18, 2022

Dink

The noise a male’s penis makes when reaches full length.

Gurl with a fat ass passes by
Male’s penis.... *dink*

by Satan’s boiii January 30, 2019

A squabble of rinky dinks

A common term for a pack of cigarettes

You got a squabble of rinky dinks on you?

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 1, 2021

Dink

Partners/ couple who have dual income no kids

The young couple next door just bought a house while living as dinks for the first couple years being together

by Pseudonymdink July 29, 2024