curling grumps

1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...

2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...

1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...

2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.

by chanakra February 3, 2010

curly hair hole

a woman's vagina. non color-specific.

"did you pound her curly hair hole last night?"

"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"

"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"

"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"

by theclownmonster January 12, 2013

Curlykweening

Shoving greasing curly fries up an overweight woman's vagina with the intent of making her orgasm

This bitch was weird, she was into anal and curlykweening ; she even came at least three times on one of the thickest fries

by Gurt June 11, 2017

Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

Curly willow

When a person is receiving a "reach-around" with one hand and the other hand is pulling up on the pubes.

I gave a curly willow to that man/woman last night

by Lord Polish April 26, 2021

J2_curly

An absolute beast who you should never mess with

Woah… is that J2_curly I heard he banged 3 girls yesterday

by J2_curly October 2, 2022

return of curly's gold

the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.

Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold

by Angie T. August 6, 2003