CryptFiend-

One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.

See also, ass, jackass, dumbass, fucktard, retard, moron, ignorant, uneducated, pedophile, necrophiliac, stubby penis, wanker, shit head, faggot, faggit, fag, homosexual, newb, noob, newbie, lam0r, PWNED

Mommy! Mommy! Look at that CryptFiend-!
Run inside son, tell dad to fetch his gun. I'll go for help!
HELP, POLICE! HELP!

by Conicle November 3, 2004

Cryptozoology

A farce of zoology

When my brother told me he was studying cryptozoology, I thought it was a joke. But he was off his meds.

by Beadsis September 22, 2010

crystol

speed, the white shit u lace yo blunt wid...

damn man break out the roach clippers u gotta smoke the roach too dats where all the crystol's at

by Highdra Apocrypha June 11, 2003

cryptopsy

Open surgery for crypted docs

My day long cryptopsy went fine....

by sandipto October 28, 2003

cryptochronoconalyte

A strong strain of weed "custom" grown by JD

The name originates from a weed joke from Katt Williams

Damn this cryptochronoconalyte it some fucking dank ass bud.

by JD0x0 October 2, 2009

cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Cryptoloot

Money, but it's not real, because it's in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin...

Now that I quit my job I've just been smoking weed, coding, and making cryptoloot.

by Mr Modulus May 2, 2018