Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Crop Whore

The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.

Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.

"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"

"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"

by MaxMacus June 9, 2012

Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

by JBeasty February 7, 2013

Croppage

Synonym to Whipped. To describe one who is totally and utterly controlled by another.
variations, "Cropped", "Croppaged".

Wow, John is Croppaged.

by WMTReborn May 4, 2013

Craypril

When crazy things happen during the month of April brought on by sudden bouts of spring fever.

My ex boyfriend from high school contacted me, I woke up yesterday with a tattoo and birds keep attacking my cat outside ... it must be Craypril.

by lachatnoir302 April 16, 2014

Crop Dusting

When you fart in a secluded location but the fart follows you and leaves a trail of stink.

-What the hell is that smell
-My bad I farted back there
-God damn man your freaking crop dusting

by BewareTheDreads February 8, 2015

Crop Dust

The act of throwing cocaine in the air of a crowded area, usually in a night club.

"Plain White Tees are okay in concert."

"Yeah, but Gucci Mane crop dusted the audience."

by John Joad August 14, 2014