Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

Codtastrophe

When something really bad happens in Call of Duty that causes you to lose the game.

Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"

by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013

coitaphobia

Fear of intimacy

The virgin had coitaphobia

by Looster October 3, 2013

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Contaminaminated

what kindergartners say while trying to say contaminated

Don't touch that Jimmy! It's Contaminaminated

by Dictionary_Cat May 6, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016