cocky

cocky men are overly described, so let's define a cocky woman: she is able to roll up on the scene and make some kind of off the cuff remark that immediately makes people laugh. next they are intimidated by her funniness, an attribute that only guys are supposed to own, so everyone decides they don't like her after all, which is just a cover up for their first response, which was 'damn, why didn't i think of that before she did?'

who does that cocky little shit she think she is?

by spongyroll December 23, 2010

Cocky Asshole

A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.

Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.

by baddass_biotchh June 9, 2014

coofy slap

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

by GageD May 20, 2008

cook

To make together fresh varities of foods to suppliment a proper diet.
To prepare food together collected by stock. Then maintaining a healthy diet, wieght and to keep stamina.
To broil, grill, bake, smoke etc. blends of foods for a meal to eat.

The town on Slatington thinks to cook is weird.

Not alot of men I had met know how to cook.

I am thee Orange Cook Queen of my house with specialty of haddock and oranges and chocolate orange ice cubes.

by europopian September 16, 2009

Cocky

New Haven slang for cool or unique, something that would cause one to become full of themselves, ie. car, new Jordans, etc.

"Yo, that Coogi sweater Mandrew had on was cocky! The homie stay fresh like a ziploc"

by Mandrew Carrion December 16, 2013

Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

dane cook

(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.

Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.

by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009