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Cruise Control 

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)
"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."
Cruise Control by Larzz69 October 13, 2009
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gun control 

1.) holding the gun with two hands
Griff: "wow that man has gun control...look at that...."
gun control by J Do May 20, 2008

peace control 

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.
hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings”
peace control by peace control cam December 19, 2020

gun control 

Holding the gun correctly to hit the target and prevent yourself from getting hurt from recoil.
Guy 1: Gun control is a serious issue!
Guy 2: IKR? People shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.
Guy 1: What tf are you talking about? I was just saying that people might hurt themselves because they don't know how much recoil a slug shotgun has. Happened to me once, and I couldn't move my arm for days!
gun control by TheSlappingZebra February 26, 2018

damage control 

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.
Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.
damage control by TecateFox November 3, 2013

boxknife control 

OUTLAW BOXKNIVES!!!!!!

3,000 people killed on 9/11 because of boxknives!!!!!
Come on you libbies get off your asses and outlaw boxknives!!!!

damage control 

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.
1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".
damage control by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014