controller shock

when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.

Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?

by jessmakesyoulaugh August 2, 2010

Contrapiphany

An epiphany or sudden realization that is contrary or against the logical conclusion one is building up to.

Having a vision of all the villains he has defeated, all the lives he has saved, and all of the good deeds he has done, Clark Kent has a contrapiphany and decides to become a hot dog vendor (who can fly).

by fikemine June 11, 2011

Continentalist

A man who fucks a different girl in every continent

Cam - "Hey Ben, you a continentalist yet?"

Ben - "Nah, still got Antarctica"

by BEARJEW69696969 July 13, 2011

Controleon

def. (adjective) A person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a Control Freak with a Napoleonic Complex at the same time.

Look at Matt Rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! Yeah, I know...he's a Controleon...

by Sfinktourboy January 2, 2012

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015

Contangled

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Contrusive

Something that proves the other sides idea.

When you write a essay debating a subject tou always havs to have a contrusive paragraph

by Yungjudo August 10, 2016