Connor

A literal tub of lard. Nobody likes him, everybody hates him. Annoying and has no sense of personal space. I mean really what the fuck even is this kid? Usually wears shorts that are 3x too short for him, or wears the traditional trench coat and fedora. Connor is related to Eugene and is a branch of the Eugene family. Beware of his backpack, for like the Eugene he has an AK in his backpack. However, unlike Eugene he may have forgotten his ammunition, or have the wrong type of ammunition. He may even have a Nerf gun instead of the real thing, being too stupid to tell the difference. When he drops the pencil, run, because that means he is about to pull out the AK, and there is always a slight chance his dad helped him get the real thing. Connor never gets any ladies, and this is why he will shoot up his school.

Guy 1: CONNOR JUST DROPPED HIS PENCIL!! EVERYONE RUN
Guy 2: Nah man Connor doesn- OH SHIT HE HAS THE AK
*Everyone gets shot*

by white_supremacy May 7, 2017

connors cock

a very very large penis

"i wanna suck connors cock tonight"

by Hablosinco November 27, 2013

connor

connor is the most loving boy in the world. you look at his eyes and just want to be with him. most girls find it hard to tell him how they really feel. he is short funny and cute. really easy to talk to and just an overall amazing guy. he only goes for some girls some most wish to be the one.

connor hey there I love you a lot like a lot a lot

by babbbyyy. August 1, 2015

carl-connor

to prematurely pass-out or become incapicated before a night really begins. generally due to excess consumption of drugs and/or alcohol

'where's joe?'
'he's K.O'd on the couch.'
'christ, i knew he'd totally carl-connor out'

by daveogabe October 31, 2008

non-conformist

While sometimes hypocritical - it does vary.
You can't generalize on this definition.
there are the hypocrites and those who really truly believe in non-comformity.

hypocritical NC : god, everyone likes modest mouse now ! I liked them 1stt and like so i muss hate them now !

NC : I don't like all that punk rock shit and I won't pretend I do. Sure, you can like it if you want but i'm not going to pretend I do like it.

by marc March 12, 2005

Conor Oberst

Conor Oberst ::proper noun:: - The extremely intelligent and sexy lead singer of the band Bright Eyes and his punk-side project The Desparacidos. He seems to be very bi-polar ::see - Fevers And Mirrors expo 1/2 track:: and is very sexy - did I already say sexy? Oh well...

Noun - Hey, you know Conor Oberst? The lead singer of the band Bright Eyes?

Verb - At the Mad Hatters concert, I met a guy and we totally Conor Oberst-ed all night - or until the concert was over, at least.

by Nyx Vasquez April 15, 2005

connor

A sex toy used for inserting in the ass.
Or a slang word for Ass dildo

my bf used a connor on me last night!

by finatu April 19, 2006