Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.

“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”

by anastasiabeverlyhillbilly May 25, 2025

critical condition

A term meaning "almost dead"

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.

by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.

The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie

by spyasher6 April 15, 2020