Colinslaughter

Death of a shy boy by compliments.

Don't. He'll have a case of Colinslaughter

by stalkergirl1231 March 3, 2011

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.

Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....

by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012

colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.

I Colin Clouded Yo Ass!

by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

clinet

1) A misspelled way of saying client, happens more then you would think.

2) Possibly a musical instrument.. but probably not.

1) "My clinet is coming over... I mean client."

2) "I like to play my clinet when it exists, it rarely does."

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

Colin

A guy who has platinum card for bluevision.

Jonas: Should we go to bluevision?
Ake: All booths are occupied by colin, because it's vip night.
Jonas: Darn it
Colin: - Faps away-

by Hehedetedet November 1, 2018