Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".
"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
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a female can have a cliff yet still have inner leg clevage {sic}, and/or have a cliff yet still have a leg gap.
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a female can have a cliff yet still have inner leg clevage {sic}, and/or have a cliff yet still have a leg gap.
a cliff is NOT Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS). a cliff is on the side of one's legs, not on the back of the legs.
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