chris

chris is a backstabbing bitch who just wants drama and attention he is a person who should feel guilt for everything he has done to his past friends

chris can go rot in hell.

by prealgebra July 21, 2019

chris

The red panda on roller skates(with a condom);
a sex addict with a big penis who gets madd poon;
That guy that never lies and pokes people's back pimples;
a sociopathic ninja vampire who everyone loves to hug

1. Lauren started calling Chris the red panda on rollerskates for no apparent reason. The (with a condom) was added because he had a condom with his at school one day.
2.Chris is such a manwhore.
3.Chris told her she was flat randomly.
4.I gave Chris a hug then he sliced me in half and drank my blood.

by Farmer Joe Bob Dylan Ranger May 27, 2008

chris

a homo bus driver whos real name is alan

chris is my homo bus driver

by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019

chris

a nerd who plays gta for hours

"Your such a chris never getting off your xbox"

by BOBthejumper December 27, 2019

chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.

Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

chris

A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer

Chris is a great friend :)

by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community

woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris

by gingers can die October 13, 2021