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Barbie you're chinese

A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock
hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by gang413s April 18, 2018
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Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses
PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
by Peegies February 9, 2009
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Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
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Boo Boo Chips

After a hefty shit, someone does a 'quick swipe' with the toilet paper leaving a trail of wet, smeared boo boo in one's buttcrack. Once that boo boo dries, the result is that of Boo Boo chips that come out in flakes when touched.
Man, I must not have wiped good today, I went to scratch my ass and got a hand full of boo boo chips!
by Jasmine Howard June 1, 2007
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corn chips

pussy or girls with coochie cutter shorts
also stated as pussy corn chips
Created by a local New Orleans bounce artist
Fred: Man Kim came by my house last night with some corn chips,I wanted to smash.

Brandon:Forreal nigga?Them cornchips have a nigga feening for some.
by pussycornchipss March 12, 2009
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malaysian chinese

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!
by In hope for better Malaysia April 18, 2011
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tortilla chips

Salkty crispy flaky triangle (or broken pieces i.e. crumbs) of goodness.

They are ADDICTIVE!
Tostitos Tortilla chips go good with salsa
by Mandarzegreetest June 27, 2008
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