Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017

Cason

death wagon. like the ones they used in the oregon trail days.

tim died and paw put him in the cason.

by woola July 5, 2008

Cass

When the ass cheeks of a person no longer exist or for that matter curve inward creating a concave surface. Othewise known as a Cass= concave+ass. The opposite of convex.

She had such a flat ass that it had now turned into a Cass.

He had what you would call a Cass, the opposite of a bubble butt.

by WTDAUSA February 4, 2009

Carson

When a Man acts so feminine he reminds you of Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Guy1 to Guy2 "I just want to spend some time with just the two of us, without anyone else hanging out."
Guy2 to Guy1" Do you think you can be anymore gay, Carson?"

by Patrick B May 29, 2006

Carson

Affraid of small Jessicas.

Billy is totally a Carson.

by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009

carsophagus

A car in which someone has died.

'Yeah,' said Ted, 'Ol Joe Bob Billy went out yesterday, and never came back. The fuzz found his carsophagus out by 'Ol Jeb's place.'

by kehteh September 1, 2005

Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 May 26, 2018