cape girls

cape cod girls are too fat from drinking too much beer and are really annoying

the senior chicks at barnstable high school

by your fat May 1, 2005

cane

Italian name for dog

that is one horney cane

by Pam C November 1, 2006

Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.

Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!

by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007

Cape Girl

Noun: Adj: A complete beach bum. Knows how to drink and will infact go drink for drink with anyone. Knows how to throw it down any night of the week, and still be up for work the next morning. Weekends..actually everyday, consist of a beirut game and tokin' up. Dance like crazy, are cute as hell, hate tourists, and can drive everything and anything. Party on the beach at any time of the year, but still know how to do it up at any house party. Can spot a bon fire from a mile away. Laid back and chill. Might as well be the OC, just not as rich. Are the absolute best.

1: Dude, u wana go to the beach??
2: Aright yo, lets go smoke a bowl first
1: thats straight. Lets goooo
2: Oh, theres a huge party tonight down on Chapin
1: NIIIIIIICE dude, i love bein a cape girl

by CapeLove12 September 27, 2005

CamNewton

adj. Perfect, Superb, lacking flaw

im smoking some CamNewton weed
Her ass is CamNewton

by SuperMari64 via DilligafBanks December 16, 2010

canned-berry sauce

jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving

Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?

by kat rae johnson December 21, 2007

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009