can't 

1) the act of not being able to complete a given task.

2) the act of not being allowed to do something.

1)
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"

2)
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."

"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"

can't by Nick D May 28, 2003

can of smashed assholes 

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

can of smashed assholes by Joel R June 1, 2005

can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"? 

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.

"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"? by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

can toppers 

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

can toppers by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Can I get fries with that 

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"

She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"

Can I get fries with that by NWA10000 January 15, 2015

can you link 

Can you Hangout or meetup

Can you link

can you link by Mandi440 April 17, 2017

can we hit 

Usually placed before a like goal

YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*

can we hit by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019