A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man
Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny
by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021

STRONG, Forward, a little controlling and overpowering cherishing time with him will make a perfect life path, people with this name are overly patient passionate for pretecting his own
by Cals. Guardian March 22, 2021

by Your biggest fan January 21, 2018

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by anonymous November 12, 2023

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.
by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 8, 2023
