Callum

Callum is a truly amazing person, if you ever do get to meet them. A confident and kind person, who is lovely to spend time with and is someone whom you can get together with and have a nice time.

Friends: “Ladies watch out, Callum’s about!”

by Callum Wyatt April 6, 2021

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Callum Clark

Short hobbit karate man

That man looks like Callum Clark

by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024

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Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021

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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

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Callum

A skater boy who is always caring. He is mainly shy and you need to get to know him to really gain his trust. He is very quiet and wears Vans and has long, blonde hair.

“Hey, have you seen Callum?” ~ Kid 1
“Yeah, I want to get to know him, he seems lonely. ” ~ Kid 2

by aeros December 7, 2019

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