calling in chick

Real reason I can't make it to work today.

But, really, I am in bed.

Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.

by stickoutrock April 16, 2009

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

Dog Calling

getting someone’s attention (most likely a female) and calling them ugly

the opposite of cat calling

e.g: a man barking at a woman while driving past her

“did he just dog call me? i’m not that ugly”
“dog calling is so rude!”

by S👺 August 9, 2020

Michael Caining

Usually a sexual act, the act of "blowing ones doors off"

I tried Michael Caining last night, I really did blow the bloody doors off!

by Jamza September 3, 2011

Pot Calling The Rainbow Black

A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.

Origin: Rainbows are many colors but never black.

Transphobic Cult Leader: Stop indoctrinating children.
Trans Person: Seems like a case of the pot calling the rainbow black.

by Shugunou June 14, 2023

Cailin

A fucking asshole, a hoe, is dating max, ugly asf, thinks it funny to shove a Takis up someone’s asshole, FUCK U CAILIN

Cailin is a hoe

by LittlecAt12442 December 9, 2019

calling out

when you talk all tough to get in a fight.

John: What bitch ? U think ur bad ??
Mark: Dude are u fucking calling out right now ?

by u thot August 8, 2014