Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.

Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou

by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024

Cailey Chopped

Cailey Chopped (adj.): Chopped to an unrecoverable degree. Not “kinda bad” permanently cooked.

Nahhh your fade is Cailey Chopped right now.

by BrooklynMets100 February 17, 2026

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025

CAiPi

A personal cognitive mode where someone’s thinking style doesn’t align with the default systems around them—like school, work, or social norms—but instead operates in long arcs, rhythms, or bursts that resist structure. CAiPi isn’t a disorder, it’s a way of processing that needs meaning, timing, and self-defined context to function. When forced into standardized molds, CAiPi people can appear inconsistent, distracted, or “lazy”—but in reality, their cognition is just out of phase with the system.

CAiPi “Don’t rush her—she’s mid-CAiPi cycle. She’ll drop a whole project when it lands.”

by AppCha May 4, 2025

Caillouhater9

A small youtubechannel that makes Caillou video and game controller videos

I watch Caillouhater9 everyday

by The Greatest Definitions May 10, 2025

Cabling

Getting railed in a gondola or cable car while traveling abroad.

I flirted a little hard and ended up cabling this chick in Switzerland.

by Bcourt June 8, 2025

Caitilin

Caitilins are caring intelligent and very welcoming! Caitilins are very good words and will try her best to make you use them properly without mistakes.

Caitilins are the type of people to be very helpful in people’s time of need, and will treat you as though she is your mother. She does this because she acts the same way around everybody.

She won’t know how to properly act around you if you have sensory issues as she knows zero children with this problem.

Is easily goaded

My names is Caitilin and I like big words

by GoatedAthlete June 28, 2025