Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by LGJP August 3, 2006

cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.

eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table

by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012

Hoe Cracker

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes

1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.

by Corrad September 22, 2005

Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.

Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.

by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008

rice cracker

An Asian guy (usually Chinese), who smokes crack because he can't afford opium.

The term was most likely coined during the Opium Wars, during which the corrupt Chinese Government imported opium to feed it's own people. Those in power, made huge profits. Those who couldn't afford, turned to crack. Hence rice cracker was born.

My Friend: Gee, your Uncle Chong is such a Rice cracker!
Me: He's going to be rich soon, he's upgrading to Opium!

by Dablackbooty September 3, 2011

cracker black

Ese that is white, but macks so much that he is literally black. A reverse oreo. White chocolate.

Man that white cracker over there got serious game. That's one cracker black, nigga.

by White Ninja June 25, 2006

cracker bitch

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.

"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"

by them bonez January 7, 2009