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cream clothes

A piece of clothing that has been cumed on by your sex partner.
"No Garnet I'm not cleaning up your cream clothes"
by The Flea Man October 31, 2015
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Cream Wolfing

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.
Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"
by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011
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Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016
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Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye
It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station
by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015
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Creamed Honey

Creamed honey is MUCH different than liquid honey, as its thicker and easy to use with recipes. The name "creamed" comes from the honey's consistency that makes it look... creamy! Lots of companies try to make creamed honey well, like Vintage Bee (vintagebee.com) who offers creamed honey 12 amazing flavors!
I love creamed honey in my tea, coffee, sandwiches, and much more!
by VintageBee January 10, 2017
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Poop Cream

The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016
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Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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