"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
Get the crack an eggmug. A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
Get the blackjack in the crackmug. by KeatonDizzle December 15, 2008
Get the crack-a-dizzlemug. When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.
Wanna make it official and crack tips?
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019
Get the Crack Tipsmug. by chlis January 2, 2015
Get the leftover crackmug. an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.
by Chicwa February 26, 2011
Get the Crack Slippagemug. A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
Get the Crack-mitemug.