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Newport Coast

A very small 'town' made of a shopping center and many neighborhoods close to Newport Beach. Located in southern california in orange county, newport coast is made up over 70% white people, 25% asian, 4% persian/arabic 0.9% other and has 0.1% black people. Full of very rich houses usually at more than 2 mil a piece, however has one apartment community and a few ones with town houses. Has very expensive places to shop, eat, and have fun that most people in the U.S. cannot afford, or do very rarely.

Ultimately a bubble that kids don't want to go out of because it seems like the nicest place on earth, an exclusive community that is like a safer, smaller, and less expensive version of Beverly Hills.

For some of the poorer people its like a less hot/humid Florida with virtually no black people (less than 3 black people in their K-6 elementary school) with higher quality everything: places to live, eat, shop, hang out, and do everything else rich primarily white people do.
Little kid: "Mommy what's that?"
Mom: "An african american person, be careful not to scare it. They are very rare in these parts of the country (Newport Coast)."
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Dude: So what did you do today?
Friend: Oh, i bought 7 cars with my dad
Dude: But you're 12
Friend: It's a yearly thing
Dude: Oh okay i understand you. What kinds?
Friend: I dunno no, i think they're called laymborGUYneez
by Nick- a white person name July 14, 2011
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coastism

–noun 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, especially middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle america.
3. The belief that where one grew up in the US accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular area is superior to others.
4. Discrimination or prejudice based on being raised on a coast.
I think I've developed coastism after hanging out with all those knuckleheads from Arkansas today.
by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008
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coaster

A non offensive or graphic euphamism for a gay man who prefers being on the bottom. Credit to Adam Carolla.
Are you a tumbler or a coaster?
by listener1 January 21, 2011
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Compass

n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.

The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.

A childish prank.

Similar to back straddling.
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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jet coaster

a roller coaster type found in japan notable for being long an boring and unsafe. Most of them have stupid names like Super Thrill Train Speed Roller Coaster. Manufacturers include TOGO, Senyo Kogyo, and Meshio.
I rode a jet coaster in japan the other day, I almost fell off.
by fraroc August 11, 2010
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compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
by 8R4193N May 29, 2004
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coñaso

Hecho un coñaso a mi rodilla cuando he caido. I hurt my knee when I fell.
Sarcastically, I was told when I asked a guy while backing up my car how much room I had, "No te preocupas, el coñaso te aviso!" don't worry, the smash will tell you.
Neither translates well and I'm not sure if my grammar was correct but I laughed my balls off when I heard both.
by RKM61 December 3, 2016
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