clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

Clintosterone

The element founded by Norweigan scientist Hanz Freidrikin 1989 , that makes the body simply give up on life itself. The disease, if you will, usually enters the body during puberty, typically when under commmand of a tyrranous father figure named "Rodney-Da".

Symptoms of this rare element are: laziness, fatigue, excessive thirst (usually alcholic beverages), the inability to grow facial hair, an acute hormonal addiction to Coca-Cola products,
making friends with awkward bi-racial homeschoolers, and the monotonous, day-to-day obsession with getting a girl to call/text you back.

In most cases of Clintosterone entering the system, the victim has appeared to show "diet" like behaviors when in social situations that may occur around fancied female subjects mentioned before.

May God have mercy on any life-form that may come into contact with this horrendous element.

you will know the example of Clintosterone when you discover his fate

by c_rythm007 January 27, 2009

Clitster

Origin-North America
Definition-Somebody who has a crazy fetish for clits.
Pronunciation-Clit-ster

Dan: Man i love sex i can't wait to get some. i watch porn everyday!

Nick: Dan you are such a clitster.

by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Cliff'n

v. Extreme exaggeration of any story beyond the possibility of anyone believing the story.

Guy 1: " Yeah we climbed all the way to the summit, 10,000 ft"

Guy 2: "Awesome"

Guy 1: " Yeah man, then I jumped off....no shute!"

Guy 2: " Oh you're totally Cliff'n right now"

by Sgt. Dirt Knapp March 8, 2010

Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover

Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.

by Ms. Base October 4, 2010

clickability

The ability to click on a link in a web page or an Email.

Hey! This link is not clickable ! Did you test its clickability before to send it to me?

by koulkov October 26, 2011

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012