Teto Chair

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

man, that's strong as teto chair

by SombreroParty May 19, 2020

The Chain

Some one whos a the chain wears a chain all the time. They are very rich

That person is the chain

by Snazzynazzy3829 December 8, 2022

The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan December 8, 2007

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 7, 2005

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

chaima

Chaima is the best person in the hole world.
Chaima is funny.
Chaima is Emo, sometimes.
Chaima is hot and annoying.
Chaima is smart but fails a lot of classes because she's lazy.
Chaima has a lot of friends that love her.
Chaima really doesn't care!

Someone has an A on the exam! Well, it's not Chaima!

by Baddesstt February 25, 2017