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Burger bitch 

A fat bitch in the form and shape of a burger, also can be used in a roast battle against your peers.
1.Yo chill that’s a burger bitch
2.bruh you look like you like burger bitches
Burger bitch by Dreway June 16, 2019

Burger King Ass Bitch 

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.
“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”

Burger King People 

Burger people are a group of chavs and gypsies wannabes who linger around the burger king entrance to the cornmill. Most are massive idiots and therefore do not attend school. Their biggest achievements include intimidation small children or old people. It would be a miracle to see these people without a cigarette.
Those burger king people do my head in

Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.

Burger King Darlington 

A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.
“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”

Burger & Cries 

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
Burger & Cries by daltonjfk November 27, 2019