spaghetti breakfast 

A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.

The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.

Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.

spaghetti breakfast by VidaLondres August 24, 2006

Sloppy breakfast 

When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.

Sloppy breakfasts are high quality and tasty

Sloppy breakfast by Chick mag November 28, 2009

Italian Breakfast Wakeup 

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

Italian Breakfast Wakeup by ChevayChase April 12, 2015

dexter breakfast 

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

dexter breakfast by dorothy parker March 3, 2014

mexican hot breakfast 

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

mexican hot breakfast by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.

He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.

prostitute's breakfast by maudibe May 29, 2008

Bottom Breakfast 

When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.

I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!

Bottom Breakfast by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010