Thomas Bradley Conner

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.

I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.

by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011

Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

Anal Braids

Anal hair that is styled in a braided fassion. These tend to be long and help guide poo as it is excreted from the bearers bottom.

Check out that girls anal braids! They is FAT!!!!!!

by Jason Monkey July 31, 2007

Braid

A braid is a unit of measurement that can be applied to many different things. Its origin comes from the saying "hair" ex. (move that just a hair this way) This is just a new way to say this. You can also use any other hair style in place of braid ex. Tail, bun, rat tail, updo, messy bun exc.

I'll see you in a Braid man.
Catch you in a Braid.
I havent seen that dude in a Braid!

by amund rongstad May 9, 2008

Brail Body

someone that has so much acne over there enire body that a blind man culd run his fingers across to make words

omg look at that brail body....

by figglewaggle December 21, 2006

Bradley Wiggens

Bradley Wiggens For Ciggens. Rhyming Slang Used To Indicate A Cigarette. Used By Those Who Cannot Say The Word Outloud, i.e. At School Or Around Family.

By Izaac :)

Sup, Wanna Come For A Bradley Wiggens :)

by SpArKzZ September 10, 2009

Bradley Coopered

To be really intoxicated; hammered drunk.

Let's get Bradley Coopered tonight!

Popped my first beer at noon, doing some day-Bradley Coopering.

I was completely Bradley Coopered last night, what happened?

If I take another shot I'm gonna be too Bradley Coopered to walk home.

by x-hotsauce-x August 14, 2011