by spoonman14 June 10, 2009
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The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
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by its me A.G. June 19, 2010
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Get the anti-blumpkin mug."Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
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Dude my girl was sucking my dick in the shower it felt pretty good but after i took a shit in the middle magical. total raining blumpkin
by toddthecameraguy July 8, 2011
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